Here are 100 questions to see what you know and what you don’t. It may be a humbling experience, but you’re sure to have fun-and find out a whole lot about the woman you married.Examples:– How old was your wife on her first date?– What’s your wife’s favorite flavor of ice cream?– What’s your wife’s shoe size?– Which …
Do You Know Your Husband?: A Quiz about the Man in Your Life
Here are 100 questions to see what you know and what you don’t. It may be a humbling experience, but you’re sure to have fun–and find out a whole lot about the man you married.Examples:– Your husband has used a dictionary in the past seven days-true or false?– How does your husband generally go to sleep? –On his …
Warning: This book contains crude humor and how-to’s on basic tasks everyone should know how to perform. It may not be suitable for children.Giggle and shart while gaining a wealth of knowledge. With 44 step-by-step how-to’s, Grow the F*ck Up offers late teens and young adults lessons they never received at home or in the classroom. This satirically blunt novel surrounding …
With its laugh-out-loud guidance on baby care, Safe Baby Handling Tips is a must-have for anyone overwhelmedand befuddledwhen it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Now, it’s updated and refreshed to be even more helpful and relevant to the modern parent. Incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guidecomplete with The Wheel of Responsibility to …
When Dad Darryl says, “No! And that’s absolutely, positively final!” to daughter Zoe’s latest request for a pony, she hears, “It’s still up in the air.” Mom Wanda is so exhausted she confuses diaper cream for toothpaste. Funny-because-it’s-true situations like these have made Baby Blues a family favorite.As loud, exhausted, and funny as ever, the MacPhersons will continue …
For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punchesIn this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, …
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald’s, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children—everything from cousins (“celebrities for little kids”) to toddlers’ communication skills (“they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important …
If Someone Says “You Complete Me,” RUN!: Whoopi’s Big Book of Relationships
From the provocative and hilarious EGOT winner, bestselling author, and host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, comes the perfect antidote to all those outdated relationship advice books in the world, weighing in on why marriage isn’t for everybody, and how the life you want shouldn’t be the life everyone else expects you to have.Whoopi Goldberg has been an …
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your pops is tops. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift he’ll read again and again. Make it as tender, silly, or groveling as you choose! Personalized gifts please dads of all stripes Go beyond the tie for birthday presents for …
The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year
There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly bundle of joy” and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.Best-selling humor author …