What to Expect When You’re Expected: A Fetus’s Guide to the First Three Trimesters
This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and …
Commando Dad: A Basic Training Manual for the First Three Years of Fatherhood
As used by Prince William himself, here’s the basic training manual for fatherhood recruits!This easy-to-use reference is packed with practical, fieldtested instructions for caring for new troopers, from birth to age three. New dads will learn how to prepare the home for the latest addition to the corps; establish a sleep routine; deal with hostile uprisings; feed, burp, …
Uncle John’s Kid-Topia Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)
Learning Magazine 2014 Teachers’ Choice for the Classroom Award for Children’s Books2013 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Finalist in Young Reader: Nonfiction2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Bronze in Juvenile Nonfiction CategoryUncle John knows what kids want: the fascinating trivia that has made Uncle Johns’ Bathroom Reader a household name, plus fun stuff meant For Kids …
From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh*t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic …
Reluctantly Related: Secrets To Getting Along With Your Mother-in-Law or Daughter-in-law
At last, Reluctantly Related: Secrets To Getting Along With Your Mother-in-Law or Daughter-in-Law gives us the definitive work on the all too common family dilemma of stressful relationships between mothers-in-law (MILs) and daughters-in law (DILs). Leading in-law relationship authority Dr. Deanna Brann delivers an insightful, stimulating guide for determining the root causes of mother-in-law/daughter-in-law difficulties and more importantly, …
Baby Laughs: The Naked Truth About the First Year of Mommyhood
Jenny McCarthy’s hilarious, no-holds-barred personality has made her an instantly recognizable TV personality and a bestselling author. In Baby Laughs she examines the full range of challenges that new mothers face, including:* The humiliations of postnatal “numbing spray,” Tucks medicated pads, and adult diapers; jelly belly, balding, and gum disease; and becoming a “five-foot puke rag” for the baby* Heart-stopping …
When Becky Blades sent her firstborn daughter off to Harvard, she knew the world’s top-ranked college would not be covering the most important material: how to be kind, happy, and appropriate in public; how to protect oneself from sock monsters, boring conversations, and scary dates; and why you should keep your clothes clean. So the day before …
Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won’t Put Men to SleepMy Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn’t put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what’s …
Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph.Whether they’re awkward because of poor wardrobe and hairstyle choices, inappropriate poses among siblings, or backgrounds and props that defy logic, the full-color photos featured each month in this calendar are some of the most horrifyingly awesome family pictures ever captured by a camera. These snapshots of family bonding will …
BABIES. Maybe you’re thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe you’ve already got one around the house, somewhere, and you’re responsible for its continued survival. You’re saddled with a helpless being whom you’ve agreed to house and feed …