Whether you’re coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped. Perfect for both business and pleasure travels Worry only about getting to the airport on …
Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need
If you’re a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from “my baby won’t poop” to “my boy likes girl toys” to “everything costs too much,” David Vienna’s wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform and remind you that (almost) …
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you re …
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your pops is tops. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift he’ll read again and again. Make it as tender, silly, or groveling as you choose! Personalized gifts please dads of all stripes Go beyond the tie for birthday presents for …
Who hasn’t wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a hip shade of blue, this perennial Knock Knock favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. A great gift for any head of householdNever forget the milk …
Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve – so Knock Knock invented their own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Knock Knock …
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited. We’re all going to …
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for your beloved. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift your loved one will read again and again. Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose! Simple prompts make it easy to express yourself Tissue not …