This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals. Phonetic pronunciation is provided so that readers can curse like a native, and handy illustrations provide …
Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures.From the IntroductionIn this book, author Jessica S. Marquis provides …
A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening”…I am so thrilled David Rees is picking up the reins of the forgotten art of manual graphite-encased-in-wood point-crafting. I love my pencil!”—AMY SEDARIS”You may think that sharpening a pencil is easy, but David Rees makes it look hard, and that makes all the difference.”—JOHN HODGMAN”Truly, my life …
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups
Want more fascinating facts about poop? We’ve got a new book! Check out Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: Astounding Fecal Facts from a Day in the City from author Deuce Flanagan on Amazon today. ONCE UPON A TIME . . .. . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how …
Meet C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as: · The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by …
The 1990s Coloring Book: All That and a Box of Crayons (Psych! Crayons Not Included.)
RELIVE THE GREATEST DECADE EVER!These coloring pages feature the off-the-hook movies, dope TV shows, all-that music, and rad fashions that made the 1990s the best. So grab your scented markers or neon crayons and add your own flair to these flashes from the past.Packed with mad-fly drawings and awesome trivia about every aspect of that epic decade, The …
Tim and Eric’s Zone Theory: 7 Easy Steps to Achieve a Perfect Life
From Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, two of the 21st century’s most vital and creative minds, comes a brand new, inspirational, and game-changing life system that promises to instantly provide wellness, happiness, and total, absolute fulfillment. …
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Grace’s Guide and the host of The Grace Helbig Show on E! comes a beautifully illustrated, tongue-in-cheek book about style that lampoons fashion and beauty guides while offering practical advice in Grace Helbig’s trademark sweet and irreverent voice.It’s clear to see I’m a style icon; remember, you can’t spell …
In this dead-on parody of a children’s classic, a very hungry zombie eats his way through a variety of his favorite foods, including clowns, astronauts, rock stars, fingers, and brains. With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Hungry Zombie will appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids …
Oh, happy day! Make every day a happy one with this cheerful gift book combining Snoopy’s happy dance with joyful quotes on dancing and life.Snoopy is the quintessential cartoon dog smile-bringer. From his bantering with Woodstock to his fantasy life, it’s no wonder that he’s the most popular Peanuts cartoon character! And he’s never more endearing than when …