Before there was Facebook, before there was Twitter, there was Woody Paige’s Chalkboard. Compiled here are nearly 2,000 quotes that have appeared alongside Woody on that trusty chalkboard; some witty, some witless, and all under 140 characters. I’m Almost Out of Cha: Woody Paige’s Chalkboard Tales chronicles Woody’s favorite quotes and asks the $1,000 question; how does …